GARBAGE GAMES – 3D Paraglider and Crash Dive Gameplay



This never gets any easier.

Mrs. Paraglider, I have some bad news. Your husband was lost today in a paragliding incident. Now — please note, he wasn’t killed. But we lost him. Remains? No, I don’t think you understand. We lost your husband. Yes, that’s correct, ma’am. Paragliding.

Not at sea. No, he didn’t crash into the ground. We were tracking him. He was having the greatest glide I’ve ever seen – hitting the updrafts, avoiding birds and such. But he kept going. Up and up, until he disappeared into the eternal blue. The last thing I heard him say before his comm went out was “GHBUBHHHHBHBNNNGHGNGHGHNGRRRHG,” so I assume he was in quite a bit of pain. Yes, the atmosphere is…well, it’s pretty nonexistent up there, so he wasn’t breathing and there was little to no heat.

But I want you to know that your husband died as he lived, on the edge. And now he’s paragliding with the angels now, only instead of angel wings he’s got a paraglider.

Thank you for your service, ma’am.

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  • Still watching in 2020…

    MD12134MD July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • Y’all I did the math. The height goes up by 1000 meters a second. So it will take 3 days for them to get to the moon

    Somerandomguybody July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • eventually, paraglider man stopped thinking

    Just Grey July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • Bicycle

    "Did anyone in here have that?"

    Fucking tears

    The Halfest Evil July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • i have never seen this video before. I thought I had seen all of their videos

    jon smythe July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • This video description deserves some sort of Emmy.

    poop scoop July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • “How many meters is it to space?”

    “OnE tHouSaNd.”

    Lunacian July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • Bring back the old funhaus

    Eva McElroy July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • The first Funhaus video I ever watched, oh the memories

    Spiffynitsua July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • The paraglider's last altitude reported by Bruce was over 1500 miles in the sky! To put that in perspective, the International Space Station orbits at an altitude of 254 miles, the Hubbell Space Telescope orbits at 350 miles up! That's one hell of an updraft!

    Barny5ive July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • "best scoer"

    Shaya July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • did they not notice the target timers for the sub game?

    TobichiRaku July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • Is there an edit of the paraglider with interstellar music?

    Dovid Bulgatz July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • 3:14 – Literally the face I believe Adam would make while actually paragliding.

    Fuzzy Dunlop July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • WOW BEST SCOER

    Ryan July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • “You look like Kelsey Grammer”

    Shows Rob Schneider

    Baati Nagawo July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • The gameplay is so goofy, its pretty funny.
    PS: I fly a glider myself

    Anil K July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • Question – why is that when you go too far out of the map in a game the fabric of the character’s reality just comes apart?

    Death Metal Alchemist July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • I love watching how Adam finds a way to break the games LMFAO

    suiL zetroC July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • As soon as they started circling to space i knew ive seen this before and shit my lung out

    MadiCat247 July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • BEST SCOER

    Robin K July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • I AM BECOME HELMET!

    TheSkinZnikS July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • I have loved submarine games as far back as Silent Steel for Windows 95. There is a disappointing lack of good ones.

    TenTonNuke July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • that submarine game actually looks kinda fun

    Float July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • Crash Dive was fucking cool I might get that

    vBalor July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • Adam breaks indie games with barely any effort

    Jean-Gabriel Moonchild est.1986 July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • BEST SCOER

    Adam Almy July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • hello from 2018

    Bill Clinton July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • That description is amazing.

    Bad Idea Boss July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • 7:44 COD WW2 stole this

    0Bennyman July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply
  • "BEST SCOER" 😀

    Ulmo July 12, 2020 8:55 pm Reply

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